When my prayers was early said
Who tucked me in my widdle bed
And spanked me ass till it was wed?
Who took me from my cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
Made me pee if I could or not?
And when morning light had come
And me widdle crib did dribble some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Who did my hair so neatly part
And press me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeezed me till I fart?